Article in the Borowitz Report by Andy Borowitz, 11/12/25

Headline:  “Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him”

“WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“ ‘This should never be allowed to happen in this country,’  Trump said, adding that the booing fans ‘were paid by Soros.’. . .”

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