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Catered Media Dinner

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Article in Reuters By Emily Giles, Elwely Elwelly and Melory Ghazi, 8/13/26

Headline:  “Iran’s state media mock Trump over airplane switch, meme shows him hiding in a catering truck”

“. . .Trump and a ​small group of aides used a catering truck to switch from the big blue-and-white presidential aircraft to a smaller, nondescript C-32A jet for the flight out of ​Turkey on July 8, while Air Force One departed separately carrying senior administration officials, White House staff and the [press], according to the first source. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/irans-state-media-mock-trump-over-airplane-switch-meme-shows-him-hiding-catering-2026-08-13/

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Article in The Borowitz Report by Andy Borowitz, 8/13/26

Headline: “Trump Regularly Hides in Catering Truck to Avoid JD Vance”

“. . .Donald J. Trump routinely hides in a catering truck parked outside the White House to avoid talking to JD Vance, Secret Service sources revealed on Thursday.

“According to the sources, when agents see the vice president approaching the Oval Office they immediately activate a silent alarm and hustle Trump out the back door. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.borowitzreport.com/

Press Sec. Leaves Final AI One for Media

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Article in AlterNet by Sarah K. Burris, 8/12/26

Headline: “Karoline Leavitt torn apart after her exit note is flagged for being AI:

“. . .Status News reporter Natalie Korach caught a brief note at the end of Leavitt’s post: ‘Interesting flag at the bottom of this post: “Made with AI.” ‘

“Latika M. Bourke, of the Australian daily digital newspaper ‘The Nightly,’ also spotted the note, highlighting it with the large eyes emoji.

“CBS News night assignment editor Ryan Sprouse also noticed the AI note.

” ‘Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House to lie elsewhere,’ cracked Mrs. Betty Bowers. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.alternet.org/karoline-leavitt-ai-2677695246/

Acquisition – True or False?

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Article in The Babylon Bee by Staff, 7/25/25/26

Headline:  “Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist“

“AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of The Economist.

“Though Musk had no reported prior interest in the aging magazine, Musk acquired total ownership of the company during a sit-down with The Economist’s Zanny Beddoes.

” ‘Well, that didn’t quite go as planned,’ sighed Beddoes, handing over her employee badge to Musk. ‘Here you go, Elon. I’ll, uh, just see myself out.’

“Musk, for his part, offered Beddoes the option to stay on with the company, on the condition that she do actual journalism. Beddoes made several loud screeching sounds in response, apparently declining the offer. . .

Read the full article at:

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-acquires-total-ownership-of-the-economist

Applauding Epstein Revelations?

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Article in Meidas Touch News by Brett Meiselasm 7/24/26

Headline:  “Awkward Moment at WHCD as Trump Applauds Reporters Who Exposed His Epstein Ties”

Subhead: “The White House Correspondents’ Dinner produced one of the night’s most surreal moments as Trump congratulated reporters honored for exposing his Epstein ties.”

“President Donald Trump sat on stage smiling as CNN’s Wolf Blitzer presented The Wall Street Journal with the Katharine Graham Award for Courage and Accountability—an honor recognizing the newspaper’s reporting on Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and the fallout that followed. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://meidasnews.com/news/awkward-moment-at-whcd-as-trump-applauds-reporters-who-exposed-his-epstein-ties

Radioactive Magazine for 7/14/26

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Lenny Bruce

Interview by Spencer Graves 7/14/26 on KKFI-FM

Headline:  George Carlin’s and Lenny Bruce’s Legacy on Censorship

“Tuesday’s episode of Radioactive Magazine features an interview with Robert Corn-Revere, a leading First Amendment attorney and Chief Counsel for the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression (FIRE). . .”

“. . .a discussion of the US Supreme Court decision in FCC v. Pacifica (1978), which saw WBAI in NYC fined for airing George Carlin’s famous ‘Seven Dirty Words’ in 1973. Roughly 9 years earlier, comedian Lenny Bruce was found guilty of obscenity in New York for a comedy routine in an adults-only night club. Corn-Revere helped secure a posthumous pardon for Bruce from New York Governor Pataki, and more recently Corn-Revere named his two dogs ‘Lenny’ and ‘Bruce’.

Listen to the episode at:

Radioactive Magazine airs Tuesdays at 6:PM CST on KKFI 90.1 FM, streaming live at http://kkfi.org

Justice With Satire

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Article in AP by Frey Collins, 7/1/26

Headline:   “The Onion’s new parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families”

“The satirical news site The Onion isn’t waiting to take possession of Infowars to launch a parody of Alex Jones ’ conspiracy platform.

“More than a year after first trying to buy Infowars, The Onion on Thursday will debut a send-up under its own website with plans to give some of the revenue to families of the victims in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.

“The families have still received no money from Jones since courts ordered him to pay more than $1 billion for falsely calling the 2012 shooting a hoax. . .’

Read the full article at:

https://apnews.com/article/infowars-alex-jones-newtown-shooting-onion-e38e5447435e6dc117e1ce996a58ac5c

Posterior Reporting

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Article in Raw Story by Thom Hartman, 6/22/26

Headline:  “Opinion | The truth about Trump was finally blared across this newspaper’s front page “

“This weekend, the right-wing Italian daily Libero, a major conservative newspaper that shares a fair amount of Donald Trump’s politics, ran a one-word verdict on the President of the United States across its front page. The Italian word is coglione. The polite translation is ‘idiot.’ The translation that George Conway and half of social media reached for, and the one the paper plainly intended, is a good deal blunter than that and more dictionary accurate: ‘a–hole.’. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/trump-meloni/

Trump Bad Encounter With Reporter?

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Article in the Babylon Bee by Staff, 6/8/26

Headline:  “Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker”

“EAU CLAIRE, WI — In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welker.

“Witnesses reported that Welker approached Trump with her teeth bared and growling, shouting inane phrases and foaming at the mouth.. . .”

“Despite Trump’s efforts to soothe the delirious Welker, the former journalist continued to snarl and snap her teeth at the President. Then, according to witnesses, a horrifying scene played out as the rabies-addled Welker lunged toward Trump, trying to sink her teeth into his shoulder. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-narrowly-escapes-being-bitten-by-rabid-kristen-welker

Reporter Not in Jail Yet?

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Article in Babylon Bee by Staff, 5/28/26

Headline: “Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting To Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her To A Concentration Camp”

“ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by . . . began to express doubts this week that President Trump will ever send her to a concentration camp.

“Sources said that Ginny Balton, a field reporter based in Atlanta, felt well-informed until only recently when she had to report on Trump exposing more government fraud and limiting the power of government, which was nothing at all like the actions of Adolf Hitler. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp

Next Stop, Fernwood 2night?

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Article in Poynter by Tom JJones, 5/26/26

Headline:  “Opinion | Stephen Colbert said he’d return to public access TV. Then he actually did it.”

Subhead:  “One day after ending his 11-year run on CBS, Colbert resurfaced on a quirky Michigan community access show with Jack White, Jeff Daniels and Eminem”

“Stephen Colbert is already back on TV.

Well, for a moment he was. Just a day after he wrapped up his 11-year run as host of CBS’s “The Late Show,” Colbert made a guest appearance on “Only in Monroe,” a community access show broadcast in southeast Michigan. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.poynter.org/commentary/2026/stephen-colbert-public-access-return/

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Article in Mother Jones by Anna Merlan, 5/23/26

Headline:  “Stephen Colbert Escaped Late Night and Immediately Started Having Fun”

Subhead:  “A gloriously deadpan and silly public access appearance after an ‘excruciating’ 23 hours off-air.”

“In a delightful Easter egg for fans of Stephen Colbert, local television, or the improbable combination of the two, following Colbert’s last-ever Late Show, he popped up the following day as the guest host of ‘Only in Monroe,‘ a public access show in Monroe, Michigan. Colbert presented an hour of local news, assisted, sort of, by his ‘volunteer musical director,’ a deadpan Jack White hunched over a reel-to-reel tape deck with headphones clamped over his ears.

“ ‘It’s been an excruciating 23 hours without being on TV,’ Colbert declared. ‘So I am grateful to be here on Monroe Community Media before they are also acquired by Paramount.’. . .”

Read the full article at:

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/05/stephen-colbert-escaped-late-night-michigan-public-access-and-immediately-started-having-fun/