Article in the Babylon Bee by Staff, 6/8/26

Headline:  “Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker”

“EAU CLAIRE, WI — In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welker.

“Witnesses reported that Welker approached Trump with her teeth bared and growling, shouting inane phrases and foaming at the mouth.. . .”

“Despite Trump’s efforts to soothe the delirious Welker, the former journalist continued to snarl and snap her teeth at the President. Then, according to witnesses, a horrifying scene played out as the rabies-addled Welker lunged toward Trump, trying to sink her teeth into his shoulder. . .”

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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-narrowly-escapes-being-bitten-by-rabid-kristen-welker